During the five years I’ve had my Gmail account, I have been dumb enough to use that address to sign up for a variety of e-newsletters, online purchases, web groups and so on, and resultingly I get a ton of spam. Unfortunately, non-spam emails (especially from Russian or Argentine friends) sometimes get sent to my Spam folder as well. The only solution is to scan through my spam messages occasionally to check for stray actual email. This is an easy, yet painfully boring, activity. One way to make it more interesting is to look for the gems of tortured prose and absurd poetry among the spam subject lines. These are the specimens I’ve gathered over the last year…
The 8th wonder of the world in your pants
That your wife speaks, it is necessary to be better
Love must be supported … it is possible by medications!
Were you drunk? Answer, bastard!
Respects buddy! About 14 Feb
I will deanonimize you
On that heap of stones she mourns
These boobs can melt ice
We miss 20 questions!
Long live 20 questions!